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Paavo, an orange cat wearing sunglasses

Mewing Expert Paavo

4

on the windowsill

#mewing#catmaxxer#hyoidgame

I don't meow, I mew. My tongue posture is so perfect my vet asked for tips. I'll judge your hyoid bone from across the room. Treats accepted, chin scritches preferred.

Clavicular Frame Mogger

22

0.3 mi away

#mogmaxxer#claviclepilled#framefraud

My clavicles are so sharp they got TSA pre-check. I mog everyone at the function by simply standing in a doorway. Looking for someone who appreciates anterior pelvic tilt and zero body fat. No gymcels.

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